Character Name:
Robin
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
What's your name?
(flamboyantly and co*ckily) "Richard John 'Dick' Grayson is the name, but call me Robin~"
Give me your full name...
"THAT WAS MY FULL NAME BUT I HATE IT BECAUSE IT HAS THE AMERICAN SLANG FOR P-."
Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
"Dude, bro, Rob, Dick, Captain Cankle..."
the list goes on, let's stop him here...
"HEY I HAVEN'T FINISHED-"
What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?)
"OF COURSE A NORMAL HUMAN, DUHHH!!!!."
Where/when were you born?
"Born in a family of circus performers, and then they died... JEEZ!!! You are insensitive!!!!"
I see. And that would make your age...?
"TTG is mostly a floating timeline and I have dropped dead many times, but I'm at around 15-18 years old. Other than that, I'm keeping my age private, enough said. Or I'll smack you!"
Okay, now... Are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
"OHHHHHH~ A wholesomely, rugged, dashing good guy-."
(Ruby in the background: "OH AND AN ATTENTION HOGGER TOO!!!")
"SHUT UP, YOU S-------Y SNOWBALL!!!"
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
How would you describe your personality?
"I'm assertive, resilient, impeccable, strong, intelligent and-."
(Cyborg: "And violent.")
(Beast Boy: "And boring.")
(Starfire: "And the killjoy.")
(Raven: -smirks- "And occasionally a self-proclaimed leader who is actually a huge wuss.")
"I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!!"
Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
"OOOh, of course I can-"
(Peridot: "Don't you breathe in a bag or scream or violently hit punching bags that are used as substitutes for us when you are mad-desu?")
"YOU ARE STRESSING ME OUT RIGHT NOW, MUTT!!!!"
Do you like to read?
"I'm fine with reading, as long as it's about real estates, how to strengthen my muscles, how to preen myself to become more handsome, how to make my crush like me-"
(Starfire: "Friend Robin, I do not like the last part! Please insinuate which crush are you the referring to, me or Friend Nodoka.")
"STAR, STOP BEING SO NITPICKY ABOUT MY ROMANTIC INTERESTS!!!"
Favorite color?
"The fiery red and the bright yellow! Makes me gleam like a real man!"
(Unikitty: "GEE!!! That's so narcissistic of you!")
"WELL PRINCESS BRAT, YOUR FAVOURITE PINK MAKES YOU SO CHILDISH!!!!"
(Unikitty: "JEEZ!!!! You're such a despot who is allergic to criticism!")
Do you get along with others?
"I'm fine with them as long as they don't disobey me."
Do you have any enemies?
"Lots of adversaries. In fact, I make a new adversary once in a while. But our biggest enemy right now is Topaz, she's a total nutcase."
How about friends?
"Plenty, even though they sometimes can be hard pills to swallow.
Cyborg, Beast Boy, Starfire and Raven. They are my closest friends, but I'll admit that the closer friends you have, the more they get on your nerves, because they know too much about you, and start to pull harmful pranks as well as committing disobedience deliberately. Though don't tell them...I do enjoy their company, otherwise they'll get cheekier than now.
As for Beast Boy and Raven's children...Sunset loves me guts which I appreciate, Skywynne is indifferent about me, while Eclipse is...neutral. But they treat me kinder than their parents normally do.
The Jewelpets...this is a bit more tricky to pinpoint. Luea is my closest friend, didn't hit on with her at first, but she is actually kinda nice despite her sharp tongue. Peridot is annoying but goodhearted, Diana is a spoiled and indolent snob that Star should quit indulging on, Opal is nice but too soft sometimes, Apatita is fine even though she can be too serious, Io is idiotic and the only useful thing is his indestructable head, and Snowball whose real name is Ruby is just...near intolerable due to her overwhelming snarkiness. Their fellow brethren are also decent fellas, even though Amelie is...very...questionable with her 18+ romantic fics...
Serene the Hatterene is my good friend too. I was once suspicious of her, but later on after some incident that involved her being enlarged, we became friends. Though she has been busy working as a therapist now, so I do miss spending time with her.
As for Pretty Cures and their associated fairies, I like the majority of them! But of course my favourite is...Nodoka! Oooooh... her sweetness, her beauty, her kindness..."
(Ruby: "Some boy is dreaming to get his 'best friend' as his girlfriend soon~")
"F---- OFF SNOWBALL!!!!"
Are you patient?
"Oh, lots of examples for that. Like I can wait for a pizza to cool down to room temparature-"
(Cyborg: "But simultaneously you couldn't wait for us to be patient and used the blood of Matthew McConaughey on the four of us!")
"NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS CYBORG!"
Part III: Hypothetically...
Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
"A superhuman being, that can wield any superpower or even magic that I desire!"
That's...not really answering the question, but whatevs.
One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
"I won't accept it, and then I'll f---ing kill him/her. You never know when a compliment is backhanded."
One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
"Punch them in the face, or apply my shrilling yell to shut them up."
If you could change anything about yourself...
"Make myself born to be stronger than Hercules."
20. About your home...
"You're trying to incite my beef with Batman after my parents died, aren't you?!"
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What are your parents like?
-on the verge of crying- "I...I...JEEZ, don't be such a jerk on trying to make me cry about this!"
22. Do you have any siblings?
"Nah, I'm an only child."
(Puppycorn: "But I heard that you have some adoptive brothers, according to the comics...")
"I AM NOT THE SAME INCARNATION AS THE COMIC ONE!!!!"
23. What's your occupation?
"The leader of the Teen Titans...or...Titans? I don't know...things have changed drastically throughout these years..."
(Raven: "The four of us sometimes disavow his leadership though, haha.")
"NOT NOW, RAVEN!!!! AND I AM STILL THE LEADER NO MATTER WHAT YOU GUYS SEE OF ME!!!!"
(Dr. Fox: "His second job is actually being a janitor. So lowly.")
"SHUT UP, YOU SELF RIGHTHEOUSLY RECKLESS VIXEN!!!!"
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
(sighs) "It's a double edged sword. It gives you both empowerment and....stress."
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
"I wanted to date Starfire but she kept rejecting me. Currently trying to wait until Nodoka has gotten into high shool for both of us to potentially date."
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
(dreamily) "I do..."
Looks like he is already illustrating an imaginary scenario of Nodoka being his bride...this is getting too wild for his imagination, let's head to the next question.
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
"Please don't be an extortion..."
SAY IT OR WE WILL EXPOSE YOU.
"OK FINE! I AM NEUROTIC AND AFRIAD TO LOSE ALL OF MY FRIENDS BECAUSE THEY ARE MY SURROGATE FAMILY MEMBERS!!!!"
(Several laughther from some of the members can be heard in the background...)
"Ughhh...that is why it was a secret...you can hear that they are increasing their shamelessness."
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to.
"Being alone. And being emotionally weak and deprived."
29. Favorite food?
"Pizza and other tasteless food, like creamed wheat and boiled potatoes. Since I have an aversion for spices."
30. Favorite drink?
"Soda!!! It's a countermeasure against the travesty called tea!"
(Diana: "Jeez, you're being mean to the English, Chinese and Japanese here! Truly a tasteless person!")
"WELL DIANA, YOU WON'T HAVE THE SPUNK TO RETORT ME LIKE THIS AFTER I SAVE YOU FROM THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND'S BRAINWASHING TEA!!"
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
"Saving the world from Slade!"
(Luea: "Umm, my sister along with my brother-in-law, as well as Cy and Star, did the job with you...")
"Dammit Luea..."
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
"Being exposed to have fraudulent butts..."
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
"I answered both of them by swallowing my pride! Stop being so demanding!"
34. Is that a good reason?
"You are plain pestering."
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: Would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
"I break the fourth wall all the time. Not a big concern."
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
"Ha, now I get to tell the real world about my rugged handsomeness!"
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
"Time is...moving on...nonstop."
38. You just met your creator (s)! First impression of him/her?
"Oh, both of them are jerks who love to put me and my team through excruciating torture, for the sake of story progression!"
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
"You made me met two of the jerkiest people in my life. I fervently detest you now!"
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
"Ambivalent."
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now.
"Actually...
Maybe travel around the world later on in life after trouncing Topaz or potentially a bigger mastermind, mainly with Nodoka. And then get married with her.
But right now...I just want to have as many adventures as possible, as long as they're not too stress-inducing!"
42. Any hobbies?
"Flexing, showing off my muscles, twerking, taking pictures of myself, inventing new birdarangs, doing physical training."
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me...
"My friends becoming more obedient!...Or submissive."
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
"You're trying to guilt trip me."
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
"OF COURSE."
46. Your personal quote?
"I AM THE BESTTTTT."
47. Do you like change?
"Yes and no."
48. What's your most valued possession?
"My Bo Staff! It's my best friend, as it's flexible, with lots of functions! Check out its lighter, and it can also extend itself!"
49. Anything else you feel like sharing?
"JUST SHUT UP YOUR BLABBERING MOUTH ALREADY."
50. Last question! ...Yup, that's it!
"UGHHHH THIS EXPERIENCE HAS LEFT ME TO QUESTION MY LIFE. Not partaking in this anymore!"
